Free Picnic table plans!
Do you hate sitting on the ground and having to share a seat with nature like a peasant? You and I both know you are better than that, so build this table! Be the envy of your neighborhood as your neighbors divorce their spouses for forcing them to live like fools while you eat and drink, elevated from the earth like royalty. The plans are free, but only if you take the time to watch the video, like and subscribe. Then hit the bell because you've never enjoyed yourself more and want to be entertained all the time. There is a coupon code for the plans in the video. Yes, you have to work for this. "Free" is never free in this world, you will pay me in 10 minutes of your time. Or $5 if you want to be lazy about it.
Get the plans here. After watching the video for the code.